JOE, JO, AND THE ESSENCE OF IMBIBING

Joo’s barbell was legendary in town, a testament to his unbridled palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred sparkling cider. Their differences often became fodder for friendly wager at their favorite watering hole, the Rusty Mug. One night, after a particularly spirited game of darts, Joo declared he could drink Jo under the table, and that’s